it's what common housewife evolved into.
digital housewife uses no cookware, but just photoshop, illustrator and digital cameras to express themselves as artists or grab couple of bucks here and then working with notebook from the kichen table as freelance graphic designer, maybe thinking that this is less humiliating than cook meals all day long.
My wife? she hasn't the faintest idea how to use a wok, in the kitchen she's got macbook, photoshop, and printer. i think she's just evolved into a perfect digital housewife, cooking delicious company brochures, succulent logos.. and tons of digital upholstery pictures to share on flickr.
by mave73 November 5, 2008
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A resident of the upscale Rochester, NY suburb of Pittsford. Typically drives one of these cars: a black Escalade, a silver Lexus LX or a red Prius. Spends the day playing tennis at the club, having her nails done at one of the spas, planning her next shopping trip to Paris or New York, collecting items for a charity event silent auction, meeting with her decorator to decide on a fabric, attending a yoga class or watching the grounds crew work while reading Conde Nast Traveler next to the pool.
Pointing at a women shopping in Wegmans, "What do you think, a Pittsford Housewife?" Reply: "Absolutely. The body is too perfect not to have been sculpted."
by Blake777 March 18, 2011
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A clumsy, awkward, yet attractive woman.
Boy 1: Dude, Mrs. Turner is a total MILF!
Boy 2: Yeah but she is such a clunky housewife.
by ClunkyHousewivesAnonymous June 23, 2010
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A housewife that owns, but can’t drive, a giant SUV like an Escalade or a Suburban.
This suburban housewife almost ran me off the road.
by Smallbob July 26, 2020
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One who cooks better than your mother, maintains her family and home , shoots guns, drinks beer and/or liquor like a man, doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and she’ll bust a bitch right in the snot box if she lets her shotgun gun mouth override her BB ass. She refuses to listen to the words can’t, won’t, don’t, stop. If you say those words to her than chances are she will do it and take photos.
That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.
by EF around and find out June 6, 2022
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when a lazy no good housewife takes up runescape, becomes real good or addicted and neglects her family,health,and life.
omg look at pam over their. her ass looks like a shelf and shes divorced. she must be a Runescape housewife!!
by truthtellerr July 28, 2009
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A typical harlequin romance novel...the type with a picture of a beefy looking guy wearing an unbuttoned and/or ripped shirt on the cover.
"You're reading Blaze? That's housewife porn!"
by Shazaaaam April 23, 2007
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