House MD 

House MD is a hit medical drama that airs every Monday on FOX. It is currently in it's eighth season, and it has a very big fan base. The show is centered on the sarcastic, genius Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) and his team of doctors who work to solve rare and difficult cases. Dr. House has a crude, but hilarious sense of humor, and he usually has an epiphany which solves the case at the end of each episode.

person one: Hey, are you going to watch House MD tonight?

Person two: Of course! It's the season finale!

person one: I just hope the patient lives.

person: Of course the patient will live, House is a genius.

House MD by mdhouse January 2, 2012

comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

comcast housemates by Charleez September 23, 2007

columbia housed 

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.

Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

columbia housed by bllforchforpresident February 27, 2009

Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)

"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."

Dick-housed by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Housed 

A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.

- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

- There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.

Housed by EvilE September 2, 2013

shit-housed 

(adj)- A step beyond just being drunk/high. If 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your shit-housed. A replacement for the term "shit-faced".

I did like 12 beer bongs last night. I was totally shit-housed.

shit-housed by Seeker of Soporifics February 13, 2005

House MD 

One of FOX most popular TV series at the present. The show stars Hugh Laurie as Dr Gregory House; a genius diagnostician who doesn't give a shit about other people. House is blunt, abrupt, irreverent, rude but most of all; kick arse.

House MD is very worth watching.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.

House MD by starky March 27, 2008