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34 definitions by TomKVideo

 
1.
50% Feminists. 50% Sex Freaks.
So I met this hipster chick at the bar last night. She was blowing me off until I brought up Passion Pit and The National. Then she was just blowing me.
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
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2.
The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.
*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.
by TomKVideo December 09, 2008
51 7
 
3.
Friday for most college students.
"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."
by TomKVideo August 27, 2009
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4.
A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.
Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"
by TomKVideo December 28, 2008
40 8
 
5.
Past Tense...

Got The Fuck Out

past tense of GTFO
It was the fifth day at the in-laws house, so I snapped and GTFO'd.

by TomKVideo December 28, 2008
37 9
 
6.
To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
by TomKVideo January 03, 2009
15 1
 
7.
Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.
Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches.
by TomKVideo December 28, 2008
13 1