The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.
Girl: Hey, you should come over.
Friday for most college students.
"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."
A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.
Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"
Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"
Got The Fuck Out
past tense of GTFO
It was the fifth day at the in-laws house, so I snapped and GTFO'd.
A great place to go to get a poster or banner sized blown up picture of your roommate's girlfriend sucking your dick.
Guy 1: "I'm going to Kinko's. I've got a poster to make before Thursday."
Guy 2: "Art project?"
Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."
the lessons that experienced girl in high school taught you.
Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.
To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.
(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."