starky's definitions

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

Mikhail Gorbachev is unappreciated.

by starky August 18, 2008

il divo

-The tenor quartet who broke LED Zeplin's record of selling 25 million records without releasing a single. Their singles include Isabel, Unbreak my heart & Time of our Lives.

Il Divo, unlike most artists in this decade (see 50 cent), have talent.

by starky July 6, 2006

mainstream

In the opinion of morons, such as almost everyone posting on this page, mainstream is the epitomy of conformity and capitalistic exploitation tactics. To follow mainstream, in the opinion of such idiots, is to be weak and conformist.
Mainstream is marketable and appealling to the masses because it's popular and more likeable. Most "non-mainstream" artists would do anything to become mainstream.

Mainstream is frowned at by morons between the ages 14-24 due to their inability to see the wood through the trees.

by starky August 7, 2007

karl marx

An ugly bearded man who's political philosophies centred themselves on the idea that the lazy should be able to leach off the hard working.

Karl Marx is the hero of the weak and lazy.

by starky August 7, 2007

House MD

One of FOX most popular TV series at the present. The show stars Hugh Laurie as Dr Gregory House; a genius diagnostician who doesn't give a shit about other people. House is blunt, abrupt, irreverent, rude but most of all; kick arse.

House MD is very worth watching.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.

by starky March 27, 2008

smoker

A synonym for idiot, they deserve to die.

Smokers are morons as are stoners.

by starky August 17, 2007

ugly

An irreversable biological predestination that, unfortunately, causes the individual whom is ugly to receive disprefferential treatment from both genders for the rest of their lives.

The fear of being ugly is the reason beauty products are one of the worlds best selling items.

by starky April 10, 2008