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1.
To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
by TomKVideo January 03, 2009

Words related to Dick-housed

dick host house paint shaming spray
 
2.
To be drunk.
Man, he was totally dickhoused last night.
by Spongebob Pooppants May 23, 2009