The Three Mouseketeers 

A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.

The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!

The Three Mouseketeers by Dr Bunnygirl December 18, 2019

The Housekeeper 

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.

"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."

The Housekeeper by thesloba May 1, 2009

Mouseketeer 

When one decides to place a gerbil or other small mouse up their rectum, they become a "mouseketeer." Richard Gere was one of the orginal mouseketeers.

I don't travel to West Hollywood, but I'm guessing there are many famous mouseketeers living there.

Britney Spears was a mouseketeer - i'm just sayin'

Mouseketeer by d-e-m November 26, 2009

mouseketeer 

act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus

Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis

All Mr. Jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.

mouseketeer by TinoFett June 11, 2006

housekeeper

Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel

The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping.

housekeeper by Crack Down April 19, 2011

Portuguese Housekeeper 

When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed

"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"

Portuguese Housekeeper by bulldogs90 August 27, 2009

Hoesketeers 

A group of 3 women who are complete hoes. They stick together in groups of three and do hoe activities as a group

Look at those hoesketeers

Hoesketeers by Shyhoe January 30, 2021