houseblinging

To overdecorate the exterior of one's place of residence with ludicrous numbers of fairy lights, inflatable santas and snowmen, flashing Santa's sleighs etc., to the point where one becomes the object of ridicule for one's neighbours and also runs up an enormous electricity bill.

"I see Jeff down the road is houseblinging again this Christmas".

"That guy by the crossroads has more lights than the Griswolds in 'Christmas Vacation', and that was houseblinging to die for."

houseblinging by eighthofseven November 7, 2007

horseblinding 

When you are amidst intercourse with a female and wish to "double team" her without her knowledge; place hands on either side of her face as to obstruct her peripheral vision. Bring in other male.

"Dude, I was totally horseblinding this chick last night. She had no idea."

horseblinding by Billy Shore October 20, 2009