when cowboys gather around the campfire, and they stand up and burn their balls from the rivets in their jeans.
when tex was finished with his weenie, he stood up to see a man about a horse and got hot rivet syndrome.
by wormalnermal January 18, 2010
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When the most attractive small town girls get it into their heads that they make every rule, they won't be caught with anyone from their school, and a sort of mix between bitchiness and snobbiness.
She's got the looks, but I won't be seeing her again, she has the hot girl syndrome, I hit it.
by Kalib June 25, 2007
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The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.
Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.
by NippleBob Crane June 6, 2022
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Usually suffered by males, but sometimes also by females.
When you're talking to someone really hot on MSN but are overwhelmed by their hotness, and cannot think of anything to say, so you pretend to be away or offline to avoid them
Hot chick: ' So what are you doing Sunday?'
You: ' Hey I have to go, bye'
*You have logged off*

Hot chick: ' If it weren't for his hot chick syndrome, i totally would have gone out with him'
by guy75 May 25, 2009
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during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome
by Goods September 5, 2006
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Where one has a hot mum, as recognised by close friends, hence said person thinks they are 'top shit'
"Joe Blow has a hot mum"
"Yeah, he thinks he's top shit"
"He has hot mum syndrome"
by topshit68 April 26, 2017
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When a very hot girl doesn't understand or is unaware of how hot she is.
Guy: wow, you're very pretty.

Girl: Nah, I'm just average.

Guy: *thinking * yeah, she has Hot girl syndrome...
by oreosdoublestuffed February 13, 2012
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