10 definitions by NippleBob Crane
Someone who is worthless and has no friends. A nobody. Someone who is inferior to a piss stain on a public highway rest top urinal.
by NippleBob Crane June 24, 2014
A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.
by NippleBob Crane August 14, 2015
A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.
by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022
Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021
A more discreet word for male masturbation. It allows men to openly talk about their masturbation habits with one another, without the average human knowing what is being said.
Friend 1: “Brah I can’t wait to ride the trolly when I get home”
Friend 2: “Same brah. I’ve been waiting to hop on The Trolly To Handtown all day!”
Friend 1: “Hopefully I don’t get trolly grease all over my wagon shaft again!”
Friend 2: “Same brah. I’ve been waiting to hop on The Trolly To Handtown all day!”
Friend 1: “Hopefully I don’t get trolly grease all over my wagon shaft again!”
by NippleBob Crane May 31, 2023
The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.
Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.
by NippleBob Crane June 6, 2022
A more advanced way to say “is what it is”. Though Weenie McFeenie can be used in various different ways, including being used as an insult, it generally is used as a neutral response.
*Neutral Response Example*
Friend 1: “Dude I can’t believe that happened today at work, I’m just really upset about the whole situation”
Friend 2: “Oh, Weenie McFeenie brah”
*Insulting Example*
Friend 1: “Brah I really don’t want to do anything today besides portal”
Friend 2: “Yea yea yea whatever, Weenie McFeenie”
Friend 1: “Dude I can’t believe that happened today at work, I’m just really upset about the whole situation”
Friend 2: “Oh, Weenie McFeenie brah”
*Insulting Example*
Friend 1: “Brah I really don’t want to do anything today besides portal”
Friend 2: “Yea yea yea whatever, Weenie McFeenie”
by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021