Hots 'N Hams

Shortened slang for two American favorites: Hotdogs and Hamburgers. I first heard this term from my younger brother (though I am sure it existed beforehand)and it cracked me up. It proves useful as a drunken exclaimation or for when extreme oral laziness takes over.

Mark: C'mon dude we gotta get beer and fire up the grill!

Julie: What are we eating?

Mark: Hots 'N Hams

Julie: You mean hotdogs and ha-

Mark: HOTS 'N HAMS!! That's what I said woman! HOTS 'N HAMS! and BEER!

by Mike Falcigno April 25, 2005

Hot Honey Ham

The simple act of peeing on luscious ass.

Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.

by bstppldrmr May 25, 2011

hot ass and ham

a word used in expression to very rank smells

damn, it smells like hot ass and ham in here!

by Frmchs311 June 23, 2006

Hot Dog No Ham

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.

The met gala was hot dog no ham!

by Hanfrooter May 3, 2023

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018