you dont know what Hams are!11
Hams = Sweet sweet ass
The kind of ass where if you were to slap it, it would ring like a church bell!
Oh check those sweet sweet hams!
A Woman's thighs, legs, or butt. Generally applies to the thighs, Comes from the word ham, which is the thigh in a cut of pork. Can be used also used as Hams & Hammy.
My girlfriend loves showing off her hams in skimpy shorts during the summer. The men love staring at her hams!
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.
A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?
Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.
James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.
Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.
James: I'm not.
Breasts of large size. Usually not contained within a bra or other supportive device.
Donna's got very large hams.
Slang for a hot person, usually a woman. Doable, at least.
At the club, maybe we'll meet some hams, maybe do holes. It'll be good times.
Hams is a word to indicate anything. It can be a verb, noun, anything, as long as it is used in context.
In replacement of the common word "jawns" used among gay asian sophomores at Cherry Hill High School East, the word "hams" was invented one day during fourth period; Leo, Arindam, Soham, Alex Kim, Anik, and some random white people were in the library during fourth period in order to study for the Chem test the following period. At this point, Arindam threw a piece of a ham sandwich at Leo, followed by the statement "let me get that hams" by someone. At this point, the word new word "hams" had been awaken. The new word "hams" achieved much controversy - Alex tried to combine it with the word jawns, to make Jawns + Hams = Jams. But clearly, this could not be. Hams was the new jawns.
If we hams that hams, can we hams it?
Hams to the hams.
John Sohn: Hi.
Anybody else: Oh pretty hams!
Have A Musical Summer
Mainly used by "cool" music teachers
Can Also be used by the occational musicly addicted young person
And even is used by all those poser kids who think it "cool" to be musicly addictid.
Kelley: hey homie (calling Jamie and waving)
You signed my yearbook HAMS??
Jamie(musicly addicted):Yeah HAve A musical summer!