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The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."
"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"
by theslish March 07, 2010
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A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.
Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"
by J-Mama July 12, 2012
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everyone is wrong. a hot carl is just plain shitting on someone's face. a warm carl involves seran warp. and a cold carl involves the receiver laying under a glass table while the giver shits on the table over them.
I had to wash my face for three hours straight after Dave gave me a hot carl, next time I'll stick with a warm carl. Cold carl's are for wimps though
by Jackson McDonald October 25, 2006
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a hot-carl is when you cover your sex partners face in saran wrap, then u take a nice warm shit on their face and they get pleasure from the warmth.
by Antoin March 19, 2006
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After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).
After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.
by Carl November 26, 2003
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When someone takes a shit on your ceiling fan and waits for you to turn it on.
Ray's room smell's like shit after I Hot Carled it.
by no123453322 August 29, 2013
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To perform a Hotcarl, an individual begins by defecating into a large tube sock. While holding the sock in a vertical position the opening is then securely tied off in a knot. Tightly grip the knotted end and swing the steamy shit sock in a windmill like fashion until all fecal matter is forced to the toe end of the tube sock. At this point the individual then strikes his/her partner violently and repeatedly. A flogging motion is the most common method but personal preference varies for each individual.
A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement aka "Hotcarl."
by TYFYTA January 09, 2014
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