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short for dookie; poop; waste; stool
"i really have to take a dook, lets go home."
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the noise which a ferret makes
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Chuckling sound a ferret makes when excited, exploring, playing or war dancing. Resembles a rooster sound.
Fluffy dooks and chatters whenever she's excited.
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v. The act of taking a massive, smelly dump. Such a dump is often capable of ripping the anus.
Dude, I just took a HUUUUGE dook. I swear that first turd was the size of a lime!!! :-O ONO!!@#
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1. To take a poo
1. Would you excuse me, I gotta dook.
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Someone who demands respect but gives none.
Dooks is at it again!
Respect! Idiot!
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