The panic caused by the news that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, resulting in chaos at grocery and convenience stores in an effort to get the last Twinkie, etc.
The Hosteria at Ralph's was so crazy that I just left without picking up my groceries this weekend.
Term given to middle aged men, who are still single, and only just recently moved out of their parentshome or still live at home. Usually work alot and make no time for romance. Not that they can even get girls.
John: "Hey u know Dave from accounting, he's always here working."
Having both hysterical and terrible qualities, each of which intensifies the other. Describes something you laugh at, even though you know you shouldn't.
Have you heard the song "Special Olympics" by Stephen Lynch? Its hysterrible.