horshark

a rare form of animal that combines the grace of a thoroughbred horse with the anger and vile nature of a hammerhead shark. known to live on land or inhabit the water.

holy crap, that horshark bit off my thigh.

what a nice day on the water. i wish i was a sweet horshark.

hey does anyone know when the latest horshark mixer is going down? i'd like to meet a nice horshark guy.

horshark by Frizzooooo November 3, 2008

Hoeshacked 

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.

Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Hoeshacked by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011

Horsehack

1. Proclamation of sudden disgust, generally paired with the word "Aww". See shit
2. Something that is blatantly incorrect or immoral

Word must be uttered using a low, raspy voice with a southern accent.

Aww horsehack!
That is horsehack!

Horsehack by Cletus T. Washington January 5, 2005

Horschack 

A guy who tries to be someone he isn't. Usually plays golf and acts like a high roller but really isn't. A person who is fat, slimy, greasy, and a fake. His face reflects one of a horse and tries to crack jokes that aren't funny at all. He is an overall red neck that plays golf, usually has no money, no wife(still more than 5 kids), and has no health insurance due to his drinking and smoking all day. He is a guy that also yells at his kids at every sporting event and attends it like its the super bowl. He is a redneck dick that yells and screams, drinks, smokes, and plays golf all day. Yet, can't afford health insurance

"God Mike plays golf all day but can't even afford health insurance"
"yeah he seems like a horschack to me"

Horschack by MikeisAHorse March 29, 2010

Hornshack 

A building built by leo, inspired by a youtuber named Shackhorn and is also named after him

the Hornshack was a nice building

Hornshack by A gay idiot December 4, 2017