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The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.
We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.
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Horsedick Hound 

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.
I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
Horsedick Hound by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019

Hometrick 

A word used on Dlisted to describe Phoebe Price's job.
Obviously, she is getting funds from SOMEWHERE, because hometrick is always showing up any-fuckin' where in couture or couture hand me downs.
Hometrick by EvilShoe March 28, 2009

horsebracket 

My Aunt Ann Marie can't hear a thing. She's deaf as a horsebracket.
horsebracket by Lincycle July 9, 2017

Horsedickulous

Is a term used to describe the dick of a human male that rivals that of a horse.
You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!
Horsedickulous by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Horse trick 

Man, girl, u pulled a horse trick!
Horse trick by J-Whale February 18, 2009

Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass 

In basketball terms, an extended version of the game Horse.

In literal terms, a sick Russian horse ejaculating maple syrup out of its anus.
Hey Andrew, let's go play Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass.

That poor Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass doesn't have a chance.