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Hookerface 

Someone who is a total whore, someone who has a whorish demeanor, Someone who looks like a hooker, someone who has a tendency to screw you over in some way.
as in "Hey Hookerface ,hows it going?"

or "man, that bitch jessica was such a hookerface, she blew every guy she knew and kept track of it with a sequential list on her pda, I was number 4, Don and Charles were 5 and 6 respectively."
Hookerface by Cashbox! December 31, 2008
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hookerface 

an unintelligent girl who hits on a guy who has a girlfriend.
Amy is a hookerface.
hookerface by Jenny March 1, 2004

Hookerface 

Someone with the face of a hooker. You see their face and immediately want to pay them for sex.
I was walking down the hall and saw Destiny's hookerface, which made me want to pay her for sex.
Hookerface by Mer.Mil March 1, 2012

Scallywag hookerface

ska-li-wag h-kər fās n. -

1. A home-wrecking skip-skop skeezer interested in relentlessly pursuing relations with a brother who is already in a relationship.

- Jordan Jarnagin
Scallywag hookerface: "Cuz you're a scallywag, a hookerface. Stop stalking a brother. I'm about to catch a case."

- MC Prototype, "Can't Hide"

Hooker Face 

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.
Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.
Hooker Face by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009

hookerbacon 

The crusty strips of dried up cum that you can peel off the vagina lips of an unbathed hooker.
That bitch had a couple peices of hookerbacon hanging out the bottom of her shorts.
hookerbacon by Kayle December 1, 2006

Hookerflage 

hook - er - flage (noun, adjective, verb, - flaged, flag – ing

noun:

1. the act, means, or result of obscuring things to deceive an client, as by painting or screening objects (such as breasts, ass, and vagina) so that they are lost to view in the background, or by making up objects that have from a distance the appearance of wholesomeness, innocence, or genuine interest in the male inquestion.
2. concealment by some means that alters or obscures the appearance: Normal or distinguished clothes hookerflages the illusive, LV, casino hooker.
3. a device or stratagem used for concealment: Her tight sweater and jeans hookerflages the fact that she will have sex for money.
4. clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.

adjective

5. (of fabric or clothing) clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.

verb (used with object)

6. to disguise, hide, or deceive by means of hookerflage: to hookerflage whores by covering then w/normal day-to-day clothing.

verb (used without object)

7. to use hookerflage.
The pretty girl at the bar is actually a prostitute, she must be wearing HOOKERFLAGE.
Hookerflage by Swatmedic04 March 27, 2009