hookaholic 

Like being an alcoholic, but with hookah instead. What most Dominican women are.

Maria: "I gotta have my hookah at least once a day and post stories of myself smoking it on instagram!"
Normal person: "You must be a hookaholic."

hookaholic by neineinein329 June 8, 2019

Hooknosed Pirate 

A person of Jewish faith: Typically a Jew that is over ambitious and "Pirates" another person's idea or invention. They have also been know to exploit small children into helping them. Akin to: Vikings, Sea Pirates and Groundhogs.

That Hooknosed Pirate SOB, I invented the internet! Not him!!

Hooknosed Pirate by Busta HymaNutzzy March 1, 2008

hookaholic 

A person who has become addicted to hookah. Usually someone who owns their own hookah and does it very frequently. A hookaholic is someone who keeps bringing the idea up to have a hookah session.

Dang that guy has done hookah 6 days out of 7 this week he has become a total hookaholic!

hookaholic by B33RPONG July 11, 2009

hooknose 

Jewish nose, similar to a hook.

Brian (Greham Chapman):
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!

hooknose by max August 9, 2004

hooknose bastard 

A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.

"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"

"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"

hooknose bastard by Ben McArdle April 6, 2006

hookahjew 

is a person who descends from a long line of cheapness, in most cases a cheap russian who hogs the hookah hose when your smoking sheesha in a group

Vyacheslav (a common russian name) stop being a hookahjew and pass the hookah hose.

hookahjew by hookahoser613 March 16, 2011

hoobahomephone 

When something is gayer then Hoobastank and owning a land-line telephone.

Brandon: "Hey Shane that song you sang me in bed last night was totally hoobahomephone."

Shane: "What?! Friends sing Endless Love to each other in the dark on a bed covered in silk sheets."

hoobahomephone by TheSlimStainus July 29, 2009