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1.
An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.
1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.
by Batman June 10, 2004
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2.
A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.
Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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3.
Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.
"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"
by topsidejoe August 28, 2009
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4.
Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama
Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.
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5.
a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood
that chick has a hoodwinker
by bob barker December 16, 2004
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