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CHICAGO'S WAY OF SAYING YO
MAN JO WE NEED TO SPARK UP THIS SPLIFF
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Brandon Fitzpatrick is the JO master
Brandon Fitzpatrick is the grand master jo
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the female version of Joe. Usually short for Joanna, Jolene, Josephine, and other such "Jo" names.

Usually arises in the form of a sassy, small (in stature) female.

Girls with this name tend to know where they are going in life. They love to have fun, but are always looking ahead at their goal. She knows what she wants, and she knows exactly how she is going to get it.

On the outside she has a tough shell and tries to be a badass, but deep down she is a hopeless romantic. She wants and can't wait to fall head over heels.

Perfect match: probably something that starts with an E, like Evan.

Pet peeves: things that start with Ts, like Tony's and Travis's
Person A: "Yo see that fly honey walking over there?"
Person B: "For real. She looks sassy. I'd tap that."
Person A: "She's walking like a Jo."
Person B: "Yeah. She's hot."
Person A: "You don't have a chance."
Person B: "Why not? I drive a Honda!"
Person A: "Dude your name is Tony, and the Honda thing definitely doesn't help either."
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A girl of a kind of mystery. She is open, honest, and direct, but only when asked or when she finds it necessary. Jo doesn't give her heart away easily, but when she does she falls hard. She has been broken and scarred. She just needs someone to hold her tight.(literally Jo loves to cuddle) Jo is usually a shortened version of a longer name. Most Jos have blue eyes and are average height. As well as big smiles, slimmer lips, tiny but cute butt, and big biceps. Jo loves music. And loves with her whole self will put her all into what she loves.
Jo: call me sometime!

-three days later-
*ring* *ring*
Jo: hey! Nice three day wait by the way...*laughs*
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The female version of the name Joe, A short nickname for Joanne, Jordana, Jocelyn, and other "Jo" names.

Usually is a pretty female, she is sassy but quite a friendly person. Not many hate her, she is very popular and is usually extremely smart.

Girls with this name tend to know where they are going in life. They love to have fun, but are always looking ahead at their goal. She knows what she wants, and she knows exactly how she is going to get it.

On the outside she has a tough shell hard to break, she's also a dreamer. She loves everyone and everyone loves her.

She is a person to -keep all secrets

-hug almost everyone

-have a lot of friends

-take your breath away

Jo loves to party and peers tend to emulate her.

Perfect Match: Someone's name who starts with J or a Z, maybe even an A. Like Justin or Jonathan, Zach, or Andy or even Anders (However: most likely Anders and Jo are enemies or rivals, do not be fooled; they may seem to not give the time of day to each other.. but fate will make them fall deeply in love someday)
Person 1: "Woah, who's that?"
Person 2: "I don't know man, she looks amazing though."
Person 1: "She's a Jo."
Person 2: "Yeah, She's cute."
Person 1: "I'm gonna ask her out."
Person 2: "AHAHAHA! Dude, she's out of your league"
Person 1: .....
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Chi-town way of sayin "man".
Hey sup jo. Instead of hey man.
by Steve September 21, 2004
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