Homofat
Homofat by A non homofat April 2, 2010
Hemofart
A passage of gas so severe that it leaves the farter wounded and bleeding, and any other person in the area crying for medical assistance. Calling it a shart would be insulting to the hemofart—like calling Shaq “Mini Me”. To pass a hemofart requires a perfect confluence of detestable hygiene, bad eating habits, and a sweaty, giant, cottage cheese ass. A Hemofart does not just happen, it is something that builds over a period of days, months or even years of poor digestive health. Unchecked by clothing, a true hemofart can coat a wall 10’ away with a mixture of blood, excrement, sweat and hepatitis.
Cory, a 400 pound crack addict, woke up in a gutter in Tijuana after 3 days of gambling, binge drinking and eating from garbage dumpsters. His stomach was gurgling like a drowning bear. Before he could get to a bathroom, a massive hemofart tore from his ass, blowing out the seat of his pants and coating 10 square yards of sidewalk with unspeakable vileness.
Hemofart by Roberto Chazzie September 9, 2013
Related Words
homofartic • homo-fart • homofactual • homofagtard • Homofat • Homofatigue • Hemofart • Hobofarts • holofart • Homofacts
Homofastidic
It came to Mike's realization that Sarah wasn't homophobic but homofastidic; she didn't fear homsexuals but loathed them.
Homofastidic by TheUrbanSchollar April 2, 2021
homo-fart
Typically this goes for a man. This is when a guy farts and instead of a good bass sound that makes most men laugh and women run. It makes more of a swoosh sound or a gust of wind. This sound normally comes out of a guy's ass who just had a very large penis rammed in it for about a good hour.
homofagtard
homofagtard by Mr. Cook January 17, 2008