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Holzbaugh 

(n.) A holzbaugh is something that can neither be bought or sold. However, A holzbaugh is very likely to listen to Chris Brown. According to ledgend a Holzbaugh, will rear its head in the early hours of twilight only when Look At me Now is being played. On a scientific note Holzbaughs are more than likely to have crappy cars made of poo.

Things to help you point out Holzbaughs:
1. They sing Look at Me Now. Or say things like "I hat You", "woooooooooowwwwwaaaaa", "omg....damnit", "NarNar", also none for singing "get Pooped on".
2. They date cute lil women named Michelle.
3. when encountering one, you can make it evolve by peltting it with rocks, and sacrificing a goat to satan while screaming, HEZBOLLAHGESTAFALLAH.
Andrew Holzbaugh is not something you should look up on facebook.
Holzbaugh by southpkmaniac October 14, 2011
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Holocough 

An anti-Semitic and racist term relating to the use of COVID-19 against Jewish people or immigrants in order to imitate the holocaust.
Hey bro, if you get diagnosed with COVID, make sure to visit the synagogue or mosque and spread some of that holocough love around.
Holocough by Lilbeebum July 10, 2020

Holocough 

A term referencing the technique of social gas lighting for all enemies of the Church of Scientology and in some instances, Zionism.
For their perceived enemies, in order to create an atmosphere of suppression and emotional ether, participants will engage in excessive coughing, intentionally, to create a sensitivity to external stimuli.

When used in coordination with other forms of mobbing and street theatre, it can be for some, highly effective.
Often accompanied my excessive or unusually timed "sniffing".
Used to help/sway Scientologists to "Go Clear"
Survivors and victims of the Holocaust would be disappointed that the next generation invoked the Holocough to harass everyday people who did nothing wrong.
Holocough by HermesTheGreat October 20, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026