"no this is just hollister"
"i can't see my hand"
"did you really go to the 1982 pie eating contest of salmonville, west virginia?"
"no, i wish. so instead i got this shirt at hollister."
Me: "I bought them at Wal-Mart two years ago, and they just started looking like shit on their own."
people think that they are so cool by shopping at hollister, but really they just look like complete wannabees. Abercrombie is really where its at.
if you like all of your clothes to be bright orange, hot pink, and fluorescent turquoise, then this is the store for you. All their clothes look the same. Every shirt is orange and baby-doll style. you can spot a hollister shirt from a mile away.
by the way, why would you want to wear a shirt with a palm tree and surf board IN THE WINTER?!?!
girl #2: how do you know? you see the little seagull logo all the way from here?
girl #1: its orange and has flowers.
Emo/Goth/Loser friend: OH I know! I can afford hollister but their sizes are too small!
Emo/Goth/Loser: Let's sit around and bitch and moan about it because I am really really jealous!
Emo/Goth/Loser friend: Good idea! I'm thinking about those people all the time anyway!
straight darren: yea but your gay, so why would she give you head??
gay evan: ugh, ugh, ugh, i don't know well ugh.
straight darren: WAIT A MINUTE!! if i wear hollister and act gay i'll get head too??!!
gay evan: damnit kid, your NOT supposed to know that!!
slut nadine: hey lover boy what are you talking sbout now?
gay evan: ugh, nothing.
straight darren: Dear, Mrs. Slut Nadine, I'm gay and I would like to bang you till i explode all over your... hot... and... tan... and perfect and oh so smooh face. please suck it as slow as you can, *up, and down, up and down, then very slowly clean and lick it up. Thank You, HUH wait a minute!! EVAN!!!
When did it become acceptable for a guy to wear a pink shirt? Why would anyone buy a pair a baggy plaid shorts that resemble a kilt? Who in their right mind would buy pre-torn jeans? When did dark brown and pink become a tasteful color combination? It is enough to bring one to tears, seeing the cashier in a tight collared shirt with a popped collar and seagreen and lavender stripes. Is that what a man - of any social strata - should wear? Unless they are openly homosexual, the answer is no.
It should also be noted that Hollister prices are no higher than any other mall outlet store, including Abercrombie and Fitch, Pacific Sunwear, or Hot Topic... so you can't use the "you just can't afford it" arguement. Most people can afford it; you just have some bad taste.