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A pathetic, useless, store with snotty, selfish and bitchy models. hollister is the worst store EVER and should be boycotted. The models are STUPID, ugly, shameless, and RUDE. hollister is basically the WORST store ever.
Dude #1: "What's hollister?"
Dude #2: "The most pathetic store ever."
Dude #1: "Why?"
Dude #2: "It's a pathetic, stupid, useless, shit store with overpriced trash and stupid, ugly, rude, and shameless models. Don't EVER go to hollister."
by Dude who hates hollister September 15, 2012
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The Best Clothing Store Any Human Could Step Into........Especially in the Betty's Section

Oh my gosh I went to the Hollister Store in the Del Amo Mall and bought the bombest pink shirt ever.
by Ladii Hollister February 01, 2009
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A store found in many malls. It's clothes are overpriced and look very similar to one another. Their clothing also attempts to be vintage, which it fails at. Those who wear Hollister clothing pretend to know how to surf and are also very similar to one another. Those who work in Hollister may appear good-looking by some standards, however they are the most unhelpful, airheaded people I have ever seen. All males that wear Hollister are either douches or homosexuals. Females that wear Hollister can often be described as hot and slutty, but they can also be described as a succubus.
Preppy bitch: OMG!!! dont i look great in these $80 pre-ripped jeans. I'm totally punk rock now!!!!

Me: No! (I deliver a slap to her face). You aren't different! And stop thinking you are!!!!!



Me: Hey, whats poppin?
Preppy girl: I just got these new jeans at Hollister, they were only $60
(I walk away)

Preppy girl: hey, can i suck out your life force??
(i deliver a slap to her face)
Me: No!! And you arent different!!!!!!

by Truth with a capital Fuck U March 30, 2009
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Giving oral pleasure to a retard. Downs Syndrome kids getting a Hollister from whores. Derived from the modeling agency Hollister in Florida that hires borderline retarded chicks with an ensatiable appetite for "charity". Giving back to the community the best way they can by pleasuring the less fortunate.
Kailey gave Corky a Hollister after he won the relay race at teh special olympics.
by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
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A homosexual version of american eagle, opposed by those who want to keep their dignity. Is an offshoot of Abercrombie which is a little less gay.
Person 1: I just went to hollister even though i dont surf and bought a 40$ bathingsuit with surfboards on it because it has a seagull!

Person 2: i went to american eagle and got a cool pair of jeans off the clearance rack for 25$.
by johnharry16 January 20, 2008
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a store that should not make clothes over the size of a medium (although some mediums arent fit for some of their clothes either) because then fat girls wear hollister jeans (which are extremely low-cut) and then their butt-crack hangs out of the back & their rolls fall out the top.
ok, so even MY crack is hanging out of these hollister jeans & i wear a 0. no wonder the fat girls always have such a bad muffin top!
by littlemissme:] March 14, 2010
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a teenager (male or female) that enjoys watching jersey shore, fist pumping, and thinks they're cool but aren't.

usually poses in pictures with a bottle of vex in one hand, tongue sticking out, eyes shut, and rock star sign in the air with their other hand.
usually considered popular in their school but everyone hates them secretly.

usually the rich white kids, although one Asian girl travels in the pack, along with a black boy.

they wear shorts that are so short you can see the pockets hanging out, and bathing suits that have beer names written on it.

the girls in the Hollister group are usually considered slu's
girl "oh my god i hate the Hollisters"

boy "same, did you see the new album one of them posted up, they think they're so hardcore with their vex"

both" ugghhhh Hollisters make me sick"
by anonymousnineohtwooneoho March 20, 2010
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