Skip to main content

Hoffskeeter 

A type of girl who comes to a new school unknowing that the people there have come in contact with her old classmates, which have told her new classmates that she is an unconditional slut who especially likes to perform the waterloo.
Bob: Hey Hoffskeeter, I heard about your past ;]
Hoffskeeter: What past!
Bob: Oh you know--your willing past.
Hoffskeeter by wh10 December 27, 2009
Hoffskeeter mug front
Get the Hoffskeeter mug.
See more merch

Hoffskeeter 

A typical attractive, gorgeous, pretty, wonderful, spectacular, handsome young man, usually present with the name Adam on birth.

A | a
D | damn right
A | attractive young
M | man
____________________________________

Typical conversations about this handsome Hoffskeeter;
____________________________________

Megan Fox: ADAM!!!
Adam: Yes?
Megan Fox: MARRY ME!!!
____________________________________

Girl 1: Did you hear about that new hot sexy beast that moved into town?
Girl 2: Of course, I'm going to be the first one in bed with him.
____________________________________
Hoffskeeter by MyWhaa September 21, 2010
Related Words

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026