noun: Derived from a mideval slang expression, originally it was utilized to describe the actions of the village idiot. More current proper usage of the term is utilized for a mentally disturbed person who is obsessed with trying to suck his own dick, while, at the same time, sticking his finger up his ass. A person with this disease usually is found in an institution. Moreover, a person with this condition typically tends to have a bad back due to his ill advised attempts to perform this sick act.
"Watch out, get your childrenback!" The detective exclaimed. "Oh, I am going to yac, that guy is trying to hoermanize himself in the middle of the mall food court!"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"