hoenest 

An honest prostitute, whore, hoe, or similar person of loose sexual morals (but still down with the truth). A bitch who not be tripping.

I knew she was hoenest when she told me I paid her too much and gave me $10 back.

hoenest by Schrodinger's Katana May 13, 2011

Hoenest 

When a female is a hoe but she's truthful about it.

Girl were you fucking around with those guys at the club last night? Just be hoenest.

Hoenest by Lazybum4sale July 31, 2016

Hoenest 

If a hoe brags to you about how dirty she has been with other dudes.

Me: "So what were you doing this summer?"

Hoe: "My throat throbbed on so many dicks, I let all this guys cum in my ass."

Me: "Wow, you're pretty fucking hoenest.."

Hoenest by Mont Baller September 24, 2020

Hoefest 

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

my honest reaction 

An internet meme which portrays one's ability to not give a fuck or not care.

You are horrid at maths

my honest reaction:

my honest reaction by AFoxWhichIsClever March 12, 2023

Honest Dollar 

A dollar you actually worked for, not ripped off from your friend or the Government. People who don't have an Honest Dollar are usually cheap and don't wanna contribute towards the normal expenses of everyday life.

"It's not free to take care of your drunk ass all night, can't you at least contribute an honest dollar?!"

Honest Dollar by kyleandmelissa22 January 2, 2012

Selective Honesty 

To describe a situation one is involved in, or had witnessed, and leaving out certain details that could incriminate the storyteller, or make them look bad or at fault in any way. To spin a story in a biased way so that the storyteller can look like the innocent, mistreated victim, and so the other characters in their story will appear mean and against them.

Example: "This is bullshit, man. The cops keep watching my house, and they've raided it like twice this month, trying to find drugs and other stuff, and I didn't even do anything wrong at all." (By using Selective Honesty, I will keep to myself the details about how I sell drugs, do drugs and buy drugs out of it. Hang out with, and be seen with well known druggies and thieves who are in and out of my house all day and night, every day and night, and I store & sell stolen stuff there.)

Example: "Dude I get pulled over like all the time, and I keep getting arrested and having to go to court so they can scam me out of more money. They just pull me over all the time, and I never even do anything wrong. They just got something against me and my bad-ass car." (Selective Honesty will allow me to retain pertinent aspects to this story such as my narcissistic need for attention that makes me feel entitled to speed all the fucking time, even with no urgency to reach my destination. I burn out everywhere, leaving black stripes all over other people's property, which is OK because my mom buys my tires for me. I drive like an inconsiderate asshole, as I challenge everyone at every stoplight to a race. I aggressively tailgate anyone in front of me since my car can't be tamed, and I feel speed limits just don't apply to me. I needlessly rev up my engine every chance I get, so that everyone can hear my loud-ass exhaust, and I refuse to use my turn signals out of laziness and obnoxiousness.)

Selective Honesty by bigtymer01rk April 10, 2017