9 definitions by 1dead

Hoefest

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

by 1dead July 8, 2019

'That fucking depraved orange spaz gonna be impeached soon, dude!'

'Yup, hoe, it's finally happening."

by 1dead November 2, 2019

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

by 1dead June 23, 2019

Louis Tomlinson can't sing and he is so nasty looking.

by 1dead May 1, 2019

Like Bye Felicia but extra nasty and implies that the person you're dismissing is ugly.

After Matt's girlfriend had cheated on him he dumped her and said 'Bye Fuglicia!'

by 1dead March 16, 2019

'Hoe, Zayn Malik is like a flailing zombie these days dude.'

'Yep yep, too scared to sing outside a studio. FLOP junkie man.'

by 1dead November 2, 2019

Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.

Why doesn't Twitter ban the disgusting Klan Grannies?

by 1dead April 12, 2022