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a hoe that is bad

or someone that makes a definition on urban dictiory and uses a fake email and has to make it again with a real email

lauren is suchh a freakking hoebad

hoebad by mother fukkkahh March 4, 2009

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Heebadoo

Lawyer jargon.

It's not my fault that Rose doesn't know heebadoo heebadoo!

Heebadoo by Albert Paella June 17, 2010

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hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

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Hoebagel

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.

Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed

Hoebagel by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

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Heebadee

A universal word that can take place of anything, anywhere, at any given time.

Bro 1: Dude! Did you see what she was wearing today?
Bro 2: Yeah I did! It was the heebadee!

Or

Bro 1: Umm, we have a heebadee alert on aisle 7.
Bro 2: ...what the heck is a heebadee alert?!

Heebadee by Heebadee Man November 4, 2011

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cum guzzling hoebag

someone who likes to swallow cum from alot of people

dude did u hear about that party, that cum guzzling hoebag went down on everybody!

cum guzzling hoebag by Banana$Bear October 21, 2010

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Hoebacking

When you can't decide what you want to eat and waste copious amounts of time going over your options.

I'm hoebacking so hard right now, should I get chicken and chips or pizza?!

Hoebacking by BMS Thornton & SB Sandri September 14, 2014

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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