Hobos dick 

A thing or idea of worthless value, something worthless, regarded with distain, generally used in an insulting manner.

No one give a hobos dick about what you think about our company and its return policy!

Hobos dick by Norb Young March 29, 2009

hobo dick 

some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.

As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.

hobo dick by cannietellye October 9, 2005

Hobo's dick cheese 

1.Referring to dick cheese found on a hobo.
2. More commonly used as an insult fothright, or when someone demands money as a comeback.

1. that hobo had nasty dick cheese (look up da fuckin word)
2. Oh you want 50 million dollers?! how bout i send you a fucking hobo's dick cheese in the mail!-lez grosman-

Hobo's dick cheese by lez grosman January 1, 2009

hobo dick cheese 

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

hobo dick cheese by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017

hobo dicked 

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth

I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked

hobo dicked by ballcity September 5, 2015

Hobodick

The epitome of a "fuckboy". A boy who's dick is always looking for shelter but brings nothing to the table and offers nothing in return.

This dude is calling me at 2am? What a hobodick. That hobodick can find a home elsewhere.

Hobodick by Pseudowhim June 25, 2017

Hobostick 

When you've been told to leave a situation, a party, a company or your home. Typically for an embarrassing reason.

Did you hear about what happened yesterday? John was caught masturbating during our CPR training and was sent home without pay. We all watched him totally hobostick the hell outta here.

Hobostick by Msklreed November 11, 2021