Hannah Lynn Höbel 

Hannah Lynn Höbel is hella Funny, very smart but also kind of a dumbass . Everyone loves her. Maybe she has some mental illnesses but hey, she loves to worship and pray ( she got that WAP ). Periodt. She has no Celeb crushes...boring but she is bi so it's okay.

Omg look at her ass, thats some Hannah Lynn Höbel there.

Hannah Lynn Höbel by Jack Whitehalls whore January 28, 2022

Hobblestork 

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

Hobblestork by Dawija February 22, 2011

hoberg 

Hooooooooooberg...a man who defies gravity on the pole. Strength of 10,000 Clays. Man who has seen many balls. The legend has it that his heart will forever belong to Sadie.

Announcer: First place goes to...
Crowd: Hoooooooooooberg (aka Hoberg)

hoberg by Bertha's Army September 27, 2013

Hobliferated 

The feeling of having one's mind blown.

Oh man! That movie was awesome! I'm totally hobliferated!

Hobliferated by sqr acv August 1, 2011

hobaline 

1. the highest form of prostitution
2. the skankiest of whores
3. a high class hobbit prostitute
4. a skanky high school girl who wears too much eye makeup and attracts racoons who may possibly have rabies

Tha girl loks like she put her eye makeup on with a paint roller. She must be a hobaline.

hobaline by ¢hri$tyshanequajohnson July 25, 2010

hobeast 

1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.

1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"

hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005

Hobologic 

Knowing WAY too much about hobo's. Besides it coming from plain logic.

Daymn Katerina, you've got some serious hobologic

Hobologic by tsaltsal November 9, 2011