Hipstress

A term used to describe a female hipster

That hipstress over there is looking fine in her plaid shirt and her thrift store skinny pants.

Hipstress by Herbinator March 4, 2009

hipsteresque 

To do something that represents the typical hipster style.

Hipster: "I just bought a new American Apparel dress to wear to the White Rabbits show Friday. "
Friend: "Wow, Mary that is so hipsteresque of you!"
Hipster: "Thank you. Now give me some of your Pabst Blue Ribbon."

hipsteresque by orlyindiefuck? March 26, 2008

Hipsterpes 

When you exchange fluids with a hipster, you run the serious risk of having hipsterpes. Unprotected sexual intercourse, unprotected sharing of a vegan meal, unprotected drinking in the same cup of tea, unprotected kissing or shaking of hands or any other exchange of fluids can lead to this serious disease. Some accounts of unprotected typing on the same 18th century typewriter have proven to be lethal. Don't risk it, if you spot a hipster, be safe and avoid all physical contact. If possible, you might want to report him or her to the local authorities to be taken care of or put down.

Symptoms may include some of the following: discomfort when eating meat, loss of fashion sense, growth of ironic facial hair, poetry, feeling of false superiority, loss of taste in music, non-prescription lenses, need to tell everyone how awesome you are, interest in self-help books, knitting, and many more. If in doubt, contact the nearest health center.

CHRIS: Hey bro, we are having Meat Monday at my place tonight! See you there!
SAM: Sorry dude, I had sex with this hipster chick yesterday... can't eat meat anymore for some reason.
CHRIS: You have hipsterpes! Don't touch me!
SAM: Besides... I have much better values than you, I buy all my clothes used, I practice yoga and I listen to The Shins!
*Chris calls the local authorities*

Hipsterpes by MasterofAwesome January 11, 2011

hipsternet

Hipsternet (noun): a form of a hipster attack where a hipster uses the internet (usually on facebook and using a typewriter) to carry on with their hipster behavior when they are not roaming the streets.

Stan unleashed a massive hipsternet last night against his friends on the facebook community. Needless to say, they were all overwhelmed.

hipsternet by thehispternator June 24, 2011

hipstress

A hipster mistress; often of a professor or other intellectual

Did you see the bedroom eyes she was giving Professor Williams? She is totally his hipstress. His wife HATES her.

hipstress by MacDeee July 27, 2006

hipsternism 

The philosophical beliefs of the hipster definition and all aspects of hipsterness.

G:I have a camera that makes me a hipster!
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.

hipsternism by TacoFloober August 30, 2011

kipsterness 

a gay kip.

that guy is such a kipsterness! uggh!!

kipsterness by kipplykipkip!! December 27, 2008