hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

hippycrite 

A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about.

Oh those awful cars but hey I just bought a Suburban! Check it out it has a V8!

hippycrite by Chris Walker October 29, 2004

Hippochristian 

One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.

Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!

OR

Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!

Hippochristian by Bolly Bopah February 8, 2007

Hippocrip 

A hippo who is involved in a gang.

The hippocrips kidknapped the President's son.

Hippocrip by hatersmashpertaters September 12, 2018

hippycrite 

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.

James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!

hippycrite by wassonthen February 28, 2011

Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

Hippocrate by The Crateman October 16, 2011