\hip-o-crit-stur\n. a hipocritster is a person who dresses like a hipster and acts like a hipster. They like all the same things but, claim they are not a hipster and make fun of hipsters. So they dress like them to be ironic because "they liked it before hipsters liked it".
note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the shits and giggles.
also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.
hipocritster: watched Invader Zim on nickelodeon because it was awesome.
hipster: watches Invader Zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.