booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

booty hypnotism by Jedibean January 10, 2008

Hipnatist 

Noun

1. Erroneous spelling of hypnotist.
2. Very ambiguously gay and morbidly obese native of Antwerp, Ohio who enjoys poor spelling, the company of other ambiguous chums like himself, ellipses (...) and internal salvation.
3. Leader of the stable Threeway and/or Knights of the Righteous.
4. Huge blob heavily composed of lard, Subway restaurants, orphans, stray cats, small ponies and fabric softener. Can wat for hours.
5. So sad, queer and clueless it's funny.

1. The mans voice was scracthy...and horse..."This is a Hipnotist...a man that controlls your mind..."

2. (Hip grabs the Mic out of Zack’s hand…he is breathing heavy…)
Hip- I am the one who can grant you salvation…Internal Salvation!

4. The two then go about attempting to lift Hipnatist, but seem to come up with a better idea once they get him half-lifted. Not wanting to put in the effort to lift his humongous girth, Echelon points out to the audience.

Echelon: Go… get… the cotton candy guy…!
Zombie: Yeah… and fast… fucking fatass…

Totally motivated, perhaps even more so than he would be by the promise of Internal Salvation, Hipnatist rolls over the top rope and begins to blob his way over the barricade and into the audience, which incites much shrieking.

4A. The lights in the arena soudnly go out...the crowd waites in anticapation for they know somthing is bout to go down...Green strobes start to flash on the stage...Enemy by Sevendust blares across the PA...as a huge lighting bolt hits the stage...flames shoot up towards the heavens as Hipnatist walks through them onto the stage...He has a evil grin on his face...he stops on the stage for a moment before slowly walking down the ramp towards the ring...he grabs the top rope to pull himselve on to the ring apron...then throws his leg up over the top and steps into the ring...He then paces around...wating!

5. Hipnatist: Did sombody call a lumberjack

Hipnatist by Echelon and Zombie March 6, 2005

HypnotistSappho

1. A degenerate animal abuser

2. A pedophilic groomer

Known zoophile on twitter, Sappho is truly one of the worst zoophiles on that website. Casually "justifying" raping dogs, while having a history of sexually talking to underage teens.

Person 1 : Hey, someone called HypnotistSappho just followed me on twitter.

Person 2 : oh, block them. They diddle dogs.

HypnotistSappho by Ploonie November 21, 2021

Hipnotiq 

Very sweet, tasty type of alcoholic beverage with low alcohol percentage. It's the best thing to buy on the shelf if:

-you will be drinking with people who can't stand hard liquor.
-you cannot stand hard liquor.
-you will be drinking with ladies who hate strong drinks.
-you have bad taste.
-you hate drinking something that's actually worth your money.
-you enjoy hangovers.
-your little sister asked you to get it for her high school friends.
-you wish to distance yourself from your friends.
-you enjoy spending more money for less alcohol per ml.
-your a man who wants to look like a total wimp in front of others at a social gathering.
-you are an idiot.

Man 1: Hey, get me some Hipnotiq will ya?
Man 2: We're not longer friends. Get the hell out of my house.

Hipnotiq by AJM7593 May 16, 2008

hipnotize 

the attempt of one person to make someone else hip, especially when teenagers try to make their parents cool by repeated exposure to modern music, slang, culture, etc.

I am singing along to these hip hop songs now that Lauren has hipnotized me.

hipnotize by PurpleGal April 10, 2011

hypnojism 

1. The theory or practice of inducing hypnosis through mad skill.

2. The act of inducing hypnosis through unbelievable amounts of charm.

"That dude get's all the girls." To which, another says, "...it's all that hypnojism, y'know."

hypnojism by owl_656 September 30, 2003

Hipnotize 

1. To force/trick somebody into hipsterdom

2. To become infatuated with the hip and now tech and websites.

Dude, this iphone has me hipnotized, since I got it iv'e started twitter and facebook and post all the time.

Hipnotize by Conartist66 March 26, 2010