HiltonSister 

Any worn out used up urban upscale party girl under 30 who is about as plastic as tupperware, has day glo orange skin from self tanner abuse,over processed hair and more money than active braincells. Always looks like she just got laid or is high as a kite.

" Betty may be wearing a Gucci sheath but she still looks like a burned out crackwhore. What a Hilton Sister!"

HiltonSister by Christine November 12, 2003

hastonitis 

Scotish term for a rash on the penis from not washing the penis after anal sex. Catagorized as an STD in Scotland but excluded elsewhere except for the US Air Force.

Dude, I met this stripper in Guatemala and banged her in the ass. Now I've got the worst case of itchy Hastonitis

hastonitis by le club April 29, 2009

heptonitis

When such person with the last name “Hepton” is sick for my multiple days out of the week. A sickness so uncontrollable that it cripples you to the point where you are put on disability.

“You coming into work tomorrow man?”
“Not gonna happen guy, I got Heptonitis”

heptonitis by Heptonitis August 27, 2021