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High Text 

The nephew of the drunk dial, a high text is usually composed during those that initial euphoric phase of being high. Typically a positive, upbeat or funny message, the high text can also be incredibly insightful. However, when discovered the next morning in the "Sent Texts" folder, the text will often not seem like such a great idea, after all.
9:36pm, Tuesday evening: (Text) "Dude, remember that nite we snuck out to the lake and just sat smoking cigarettes and talking for hours? Ahh man, that summer was so rad. I miss you brosef."

8:32am, Wednesday morning after he realizes he sent a high text last night and he reads his outgoing messages: (Texter's mind) "Dammit. That was freakin' gay."
High Text by heyhobobbyjoe June 17, 2010
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high texting 

Texting while in a High state of mind from smoking weed!
Ayo, I was so high yesterday when I was high texting you!
high texting by Flogic January 25, 2014

High Texting 

when your tripping balls and text Zoey
“oopsie. i’m really high but i think it’s a good idea to start high texting Zoey
High Texting by Cottonfacedniggerboy December 31, 2017

Hightexts 

When you get bombarded with an array of stupid texts from that stoner buddy of yours.
Kenzie: LOLOLOL. Lets send Becky Hightexts!

Caitlin: Is this too creepy?? Aahahaa.

Kenzie: NO. Its a hightext. Calm down.

-At Becky's House- Text recieved from Caitlin. "becky. My hands are cold. HAHAH. LOLOL. LMFAO."

Becky: Yes. -Smh-
Hightexts by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026