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High Text 

The nephew of the drunk dial, a high text is usually composed during those that initial euphoric phase of being high. Typically a positive, upbeat or funny message, the high text can also be incredibly insightful. However, when discovered the next morning in the "Sent Texts" folder, the text will often not seem like such a great idea, after all.
9:36pm, Tuesday evening: (Text) "Dude, remember that nite we snuck out to the lake and just sat smoking cigarettes and talking for hours? Ahh man, that summer was so rad. I miss you brosef."

8:32am, Wednesday morning after he realizes he sent a high text last night and he reads his outgoing messages: (Texter's mind) "Dammit. That was freakin' gay."
High Text by heyhobobbyjoe June 17, 2010
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high texting 

Texting while in a High state of mind from smoking weed!
Ayo, I was so high yesterday when I was high texting you!
high texting by Flogic January 25, 2014

High Texting 

when your tripping balls and text Zoey
oopsie. i’m really high but i think it’s a good idea to start high texting Zoey
High Texting by Cottonfacedniggerboy December 31, 2017

Hightexts 

When you get bombarded with an array of stupid texts from that stoner buddy of yours.
Kenzie: LOLOLOL. Lets send Becky Hightexts!

Caitlin: Is this too creepy?? Aahahaa.

Kenzie: NO. Its a hightext. Calm down.

-At Becky's House- Text recieved from Caitlin. "becky. My hands are cold. HAHAH. LOLOL. LMFAO."

Becky: Yes. -Smh-
Hightexts by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026