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St Martin High pt.2

Yall ask and y’all shall receive. First of all Tell me why y’all can’t act somewhat civilized in the mf courtyard like y’all wanna fight everyone until ya get ya shit rocked and you face plant the concrete. They have the internet only working near dual credit classes cus they want me to balance my academics and getting bitches. Hey, nic fiends, quit asking every damn person that comes in the bathroom for a rip bruh. Y’all be so downbad y’all would ask the damn principal for one if she was in there. And if you do got nic, quit acting like a dumbass with it. Mfs not even hiding it at this point. The assistant principal be catching people because y’all are asking to hit someone’s nic right in front of them. Idiots. Imma make y’all do push-ups for that shi like the tiktoks. And if get nearly sideswiped by another student driver imma say fuck it and run yo ass off the road. LEARN TO DRIVE OR DONT DRIVE AT ALL. Theres a drivers Ed class for a reason. everytime I’m driving somewhere, it’s always some mf with a st Martin student parking sign in they car that drive like they have seizures mid-drive. Get ya shit together before you end up being the next Paul walker of the coast. Lastly, girls if you’re not skinny, thats ok, but if you try to act like you’re goddamn Cinderella or sum bs, just stfu. Bitch you ain’t no damn Cinderella, you miss piggy off the muppets. oink oink headass. Shi just close your mouth in general. I can smell the hot Cheetos and pound cake from across the school.
If St Martin high pt.2 was a sport in general, they’d be mf ultimate frisbee or sum bs
St Martin High pt.2 by Baby-D-K- October 21, 2021
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Millville Senior High School (2) 

Now that some of the more objective facts are out of the way, here is my personal social commentary on the school/city in general. The culture of the high school is interesting to say the least. Downtown Millville (3rd Street area) is pretty much like Detroit or Camden, and the outskirts of the city (Maurice River / Laurel Lake area) could pretty much be Alabama or the Deep South. It wouldn't be an unlikely occurrence to see a cigarette chain-smoking, Confederate flag-toting, pick-up truck driving redneck pull up next to a Glock 9 packing, drug-slinging, Meek Mill wannabe rapping gang member. While these are the two extreme ends of the spectrum, the majority of the population consists of your typical Under Armour hoodie-wearing, video-game playing, middle-class white suburban Philadelphia sports aficionados (Go Birds).

The school does boast promising sports potential - most famously, 2-time American MVP League and possible MLB GOAT contender Mike Trout. The football team is a force to be reckoned with, and it would be even better if St. Augustine Prep didn't poach half of Millville's talent every year. Same thing goes for the basketball team. Hopefully the well-run sports program will continue to execute on its promising talent pool. Notable alumni include Ed Shockley (2014, Dallas Cowboys), Buddy Kennedy (2017, Arizona Diamondbacks), and Ryquell Armstead (2015, Jacksonville Jaguars).

Crank 2: High Voltage 

A movie that is nothing at all like Twilight.
Crank 2: High Voltage is not like Twilight.

2 high 3 wide

A description of what most men have as a penis erect.
(Hottie) Let me see your dick.
(Me) I’m not showing you shit.
(Hottie) Well how big it?
(Me again) 2 high 3 wide baby.
2 high 3 wide by Adam Loveland October 6, 2019

Crank 2: High Voltage 

A movie that is quite possibly as awesome as Twilight.
Some Guy: "Hey, did you see Twilight?
Some Guy 2: "Yeah."
Some Guy: "Did you see Crank 2: High Voltage?"
Some Guy 2: "Yeah."
Some Guy: "Which did you like better?"
Some Guy 2; I liked both the same because they were so awesome!"

High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing! 

A movie(or musical)made by Disney, the second of the High School series which sucked worst then the fist one. yet despite of this children still seem to like it, but that's probably cause they think in high school people just randomly break into song, and then when the "bad guy" turns you to their side your friends over react and stop hagging out with you, then in the end when you finally pull our head outta your ass you see that you were wrong your friends take you back and then bad guys turn good and we all live happily ever after.
Maria: did you see high school musical???

Jay-lin: na, that movie is for losers and homos, or kids that will grow up to be losers and homos.

Maria: well anyway, they came out with a new one called high school musical 2: Sing it all or nothing!!!!!

Jay-lin: joy to the fruity world!!!!!!!

High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing! 

You have to be fucking kidding me. Fuck disney.
Loser 1: OMG dude there's gonna be a sequel to High School Musical!!!!

Loser 2: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS! That's like my most favoritest movie everrrr!!!!!

Loser 1: YA and better yet it has an awesome name: High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing!

Loser 2: OMG THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!

Non-Loser: There's been a lot of crap that Disney has come out with but COME ON. If High School Musical wasn't the biggest piece of shit ever made, High School Musical 2 trumps it just with its faggot title. God I hate Disney.