Commonly mistaken for a good basketball
player, Hedo Turkoglu is a 6"10, unathletic
sloth who gets paid $10 000 000/year (US) by the Toronto Raptors to dribble around the
top of the key, take contested
3 pointers early in the shot-clock, and clumsily drive the to basket while utilizing his
11 inch vertical to pass the
ball to the perimeter.
Once considered a key piece to an Orlando team which made the 2009 NBA Finals, Hedo is better known as a %40.00 Field Goal shooter throughout his career, who has benefited from being surrounded with elite talents such as Tim
Duncan and Dwight Howard in order to mask his many deficiencies as a
player. Once securing a large contract with a Toronto Raptors team that was unable to disguise his weaknesses, Hedo was exposed for the lazy, selfish, sub-par athlete he truly is. This was exemplified in his decision to fake a stomach illness in a game the Toronto Raptors lost by 1 point in the 2009-2010 season, to go clubbing. Toronto ended up missing the playoffs by 1 game.
Jack Armstrong: "Hedo, please explain why, in an 82 game season, were you able to play 1, solid all-around basketball game....against the New York Knicks no less?"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu: "
Ball"
Jay Triano: "Hedo, are you reviewing your tapes from the LA game"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu (on the couch, eating
Pizza and drinking sprite like the lazy, selfish, lying
sloth he is): "yes coach"
