someone who, upon seeing their face, you know probably watches NASCAR; also see hick, redneck, white trash, or trailer trash.
At the beach
Megan: Oh that guy in the blue board shorts by the water has a hot body!
Sarah: Agreed but I got a better look at him earlier and he totally has NASCAR-face.
Jeff: Why does Walmart seem to have such a high ratio of NASCAR-face?
Jake (holding up a Dale Earnhart Jr. t-shirt): Well this probably doesn't help matters.
When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt. It occurs when people go long periods of time without bathing, and mainly effects parts of the body that are exposed would normally get tan (forearms, calves, and face). Hick tans are most common during camping/hiking trips, on people who play muddy/dusty sports such as soccer or baseball, or amongst people who live in the country with a lot of dust and dirt, possibly on farms (AKA hicks….sorry). One may notice that somebody has a hick tan because layers of dirt will be visible, or begin to crack on the surface of their skin. Also, if it rains, or if the person gets wet, they will become significantly whiter since the dirt will run off and because it is impossible to absorb sunlight with a hick tan.
Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.
GuyA: Girl1 had such a nice tan until yesterday. I wonder if she spray-tans?
GuyB: It rained yesterday. I'd bet she had a hick tan from working on her field earlier this week.
|3.||boston cream pie|
1.) A rarely performed act of sexual deviation usually following the act of coitus or fellatio in which the male mate strikes his significant other in the eye socket (often referred to as a 'donkey punch'), producing occular contusion. Once significant swelling has occured, the male reaches the height of sexual climax, and proceeds to ejaculate semen into the exposed occular soar. Preferable with a significant other of Bostonian descent.
2.) A circular cake dough, or pie which is filled with cream or custard by splitting or injection, and which is often frosted with milk chocolate.
3.) A tradition originating from the South-Eastern portion of the United States, and most frequently in the areas known as "deep south" where a mentally disparaged member of the white rural deep south (i.e. Redneck, Hillbilly, Hick, White Trash, Honkey, etc.) releases ejaculatory fluids into his/her open palm, and challenges another of his/her kind with a spontaneous slap to the receiver's face.
4.) Anal sex between two partners in which the male engaging in anal penetration makes a conscious effort to coat his penis in the anal receiver's fecal matter, then forces felatio upon the receiver in order to mix ejaculatory fluids and feces to resemble the cream and chocolate of a boston cream pie.
1.) After donkey punching Benjamin Franklin in the eye, Gary let out an ample wad of baby gravy from his "lightning rod" in Ben's eye, making one exceptionally skilled Boston Cream Pie.
2.) "Oh my, this Boston Cream Pie is so savory and delicious, what a sweet treat!"
3.) That had done it, Cletus could no longer stand the insult and the Boston Cream Pie was on Buford's face faster than a jackrabbit jumpin' outta a fryin' pan.
4.) Billy and Susan were feeling dirty, it was time to jazz things up, and Billy knew just the treat for his budding bride's second honeymoon: Boston Cream Pie, his specialty.
When a woman somehow decides to suck a Hick Chimp off, swallows his semen, and then vomits it back up all over the Chim's face.
Any girl Steve is ever with will perform an upchuck hick
|5.||with their siblings|
um l guess to fornicate with a brother or sister... cousin isn't much better... ummm... to be a hick..to bed a redneck.. to practice incest.. l'd say it was a commonly southern trait BUT ohio is a hick state too..and they're pretty northern in the scheme of things
person 1 - oh look that babies got an arm growing out of his face?!
person 2 - oh their mom musta screwed around with her brother or something
person 3 - Ew thats what happens when someone does stuff WITH THEIR SIBLINGS!!!!
ps: ban country music discourage imbreeding.
no matter how bad things may be in your life, every time you see him a smile always finds a way to spread across your face. he is the type of guy who always makes you laugh but never makes you cry. every second you are with him you are either smiling or laughing because he just has that affect on people. he is the most amazing guy i have or will ever meet. not only is he amazing, but he is a genius--he is the smartest guy i know. he may be dorky (which apparently is a complement), but thats one of the many things that i love about him. he isnt just any dork--he is MY dork. the second you are forced to leave his side you miss him, for when you are around him you feel complete. when you are apart, you feel like part of you is missing. if you ever find any guy as amazing as nuriel, you should make sure u get him before anyone else does because you dont find guys like this every day.
i miss nuriel.
nuriel is a dork.
You go on and on about how Americans are so uneducated and can't do shit except shoot a gun, well, I want you to take a look at the entry you just wrote and kick yourself in the face for every error you've made. You make me sick. Ignorance should hurt. I live in the USA and I'm not a hardcore Christian, I'm agnostic. I don't own a gun. I am against gun violence as a matter of fact. I don't even own an american flag, don't see how I could stick one on my car. I don't go around eating a hamburger for every meal. And you hypocrites who say that the USA is full of close minded bible thumpers I want you to look at your entries. How many of you have actually met an American? ..Or are you just goig on past prejudices made by someone else? And about Bush? Not all of us voted for him. Not all of us wanted him in office. Don't pretend that the vote to get him in there was unanimous because that is far from the truth. Every country has there bible thumping, flag bearing, gun toting, fat son of a bitch. Don't pretend Americans are the only ones.
Americans are people just like everyone else, I half expected to be treated like one.