hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

hibarchi

When you take fatty xans and go with your boys to your favorite local hibachi restaurant.

Hey dude do you wanna go to hibarchi tonight?
We went last night though.

Wait...we did?

hibarchi by Mole Master May 2, 2017

Hibari Kyoya 

A badass guy from the anime/manga series Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Kyoya is a president of the Namimory School Disciplinary Committee and the Cloud Guardian of the Vongola mafia family. Prefers to be alone. Also extremely hot.

Hibari Kyoya: I will bite you to death!

Hibari Kyoya by Tyssa June 5, 2013

Hibari 

A mammal who has been found as Chuck Norris' seventh cousin, this is supported by the fact that the Hibari is always beating the shit out pretty much anything that pisses him off, women, men, children. Loves animals and likes to be alone the Hibari HATES mingling so be forewarned. Also do not bring your girlfriend near him for women consider him smexy

Girl 1: OMG did you see that Hibari back there
Girl 2: Yes he was so going to beat up those three ugly guys

Hibari by Aices December 15, 2009

Hibari Kyoya 

Character from katekyo hitman reborn often threatens to bite people to death.

The people in the room were crowded together when Hibari Kyoya came in therefore they were bitten to death

Hibari Kyoya by Cozart April 20, 2011

hilarballs 

Slang for a type of raucous laughter in which the balls jiggle uncontrollably. Can be experienced by a woman if her breasts (i.e. female balls) also jiggle uncontrollably.

That picture of the Spotted Dick you sent me was hilarballs! My testicles still hurt.

hilarballs by OmniArtis November 26, 2010

hilarbear

When an event is so ridiculously funny that the level of its humor transcends the communicative abilities of the English language. When "funny," "haha," "roflcopter" and even "lollersk8r" do not suffice. Then, it is time for the hilarbear to roar.

ZOMG, did you see Max fall off the roller coaster and break every bone in his body? Total hilarbear.

hilarbear by maxatron94 June 4, 2011