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hey yall watch this 

A phrase that hillbillies/inbreeds/rednecks yell before they run off and do something really stupid like sleding on a gatorade machine, shooting themselves in the ass with a shotgun,boning their cousin and/or brother(oh sweet jesus), and riding a mechanical animal. This most often results in the death of the hillbilly or an innocent black man.
If you here hey yall watch this call 911
hey yall watch this by snowman33 January 4, 2006

hey yall watch this 

redneck: HEY YALL WATCH THIS

onlooker: hmmm. the gene pool just got cleaner. better call 411 and get the number for 911!

hey guys, watch this!

Hey guys, watch this!
Dammit Bill, are you really at it again?!
*explosion*

Hey, watch this! 

Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026