heterotastic 

Rudely used as a form of derision in place of wonderful or great. Often has the addition of the word "fucking" between the syllables for additional emphasis.

“Well, isn’t that just heterofuckingtastic/heterotastic. My hard drive just crashed.”

heterotastic by gayinchitown72 June 24, 2006

Heterofest 

A heterofest is an event in which only heterosexuals, and usually in large number, participate in. Heterofests can be found anywhere, but are more common in the old confederate states of the southern United States.

Straight Dave: Is everyone ready for a heterofest!!?

Heterofest by Paulweezy August 8, 2009

heteroception 

"Heterosexual exception." When a person who identifies as gay or lesbian falls for someone of the opposite sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's heteroception.

See also homoception.

1. Miranda identifies as gay, but when she met Greg, he became her heteroception.

2. "I know you're not really into girls, but couldn't you make a heteroception just this once?"

heteroception by feyling May 17, 2009

Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.

For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.

Heterocontextual by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

Heteromestic

The type of lifestyle that was once almost exclusively the domain of straight, white, married couples: house in the suburbs, two kids, minivan, beige walls, bland food. Starting in the early 2000s,however, the lines between this and the homomestic lifestyle have blurred, as gay couples get legally married and raise children in increasing numbers, while suburban straight couples discover the joys of chevre and beurre blanc, cobalt blue dining rooms, and anal fingering.

Scott and Giselle's happy, heteromestic bliss started to crumble the moment Scott took his first bite of kimchi fried rice.

Heteromestic by mkemankws March 21, 2016

heterostraight 

when someone is mega straight, opposite of homogay

1: dude, Chungus is totally heterostraight.
2. wtf no he’s not

heterostraight by large gay human January 4, 2019

heterostupid 

Someone who associates the sex crimes of a homosexual or LGBTQ+ person with their sexuality.

James is heterostupid for accusing his neighbor of being "gay for teens".
Jill's heterostupidity became apparent when she called a priest "gay pedophile"

heterostupid by NaijaGod June 4, 2020