hestkuk Share definition Flag Norwegian for horse cock. Normally used widely in the nothern part of Norway to insult people. 1)english: the police officer is a hestkuk. 2)Norwegian: Politimajnen e en hestkuk. hestkuk by Haugtussa June 2, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the hestkuk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch