herty 

A slang expression used to express great feeling of anxiety, stress, anger or excitement.

Jon said to Jane
"Herty! I want to give you tickles!"
"No, herty; I do not want"

herty by Rory McMeekin June 7, 2007

Dirty Herty 

A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.

Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.

Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.

Dirty Herty by Zoe Pirate January 27, 2021

Heartyhale 

Heart"y*hale` (-hāl`)

An old-fashioned term meaning "good for the heart".

Expressing your feelings can be heartyhale.

Heartyhale by SachaAshCash March 9, 2021

Laurel & Hearty 

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).

(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?

Laurel & Hearty by brooskitooski July 29, 2017

Don Hertzfeldt 

Don Hertzfeldt is an amazing animator. His films usually contain cynical, random, off beat jokes. He is well known for his animation, "Rejected". He also teamed up with Mike Judge and created "The Animation Show". Along with those two, he's created a few others such as "Lilly and Jim", "Genre", and "Billys Balloon". Don is one awesome animator.

"Don Hertzfeldt is the funniest man ever!"

"I love Don Hertzfeldt's animations. he makes me laugh!"

Don Hertzfeldt by sarah jean November 15, 2005

Hertzfeld 

A HUGE ass family that dwells in the depths of Ohio and Wisconsin. They breed like rats and OWN AWHS. They have a distinctive look and are know for being the sexiest people on earth. Everybody loves a good farm boy. Don't fuck with them!

I love a good farmer, just like a Hertzfeld

Hertzfeld by THE Hertzfeld January 15, 2011

hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.

me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK

hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019