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Herpi-gona-sifil-aids

1:A disease made up of four specific STDs/STIs. A combination of Herpes, Gonerhea, Sifilis, and last but not least, AIDS.

2:An insult to describe how dirty/slutty someone is.

pronunciation: herp-i-gon-a-sif-il-aids.
X: Dude, your girlfriend has been sleeping around.

Y: That's why I always use a condom.

X: Yeah man, for all we know, she could have Herpi-gona-sifil-aids.
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"A selfie to brag about helping." Typically a American or European volunteer in Africa or Southeast Asia taking a picture of themselves with a child or children that are obviously poor, often showing the American or European offering help to the child or children, or implying such help. These photos are often used as Tinder profile pictures, and eventually are featured on Humanitarians of Tinder.

Also can be a photograph of a humanitarian aid worker in the act of helping a needy person, used in the context of fundraising for the humanitarian organization. As referenced in an official USAID response, "Small et. al 2007 has shown that well-lit photos and helpies generate more funding than text-based, and data-driven presentations of complex, global problems."
"She took a beautiful helpie of her and a child at the village school in Uganda where she volunteered for a week. Now its her Tinder profile picture and her organization is using that photo as a helpie in their annual report"
Helpie by JadedAid October 12, 2017

hergieshit 

sitting on your ass being a lazy useless fuck while others are picking up your slack. A total piece of Hergieshit.
Look at this Hergieshit sitting down playing Internet poker , resting and drinking C-4 while the rest of us are busting our asses.

This guy is a total piece of Hergieshit
hergieshit by Hergieshit July 5, 2016

Herbicide 

The slaying of people named Herb.
"When they shanked this guy named Herb in the showers," said the inmate, "it was Herbicide."
Herbicide by NiraMillson July 12, 2016

helping a buddy out 

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.
A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

herbical remedies 

(n). any treat (eaten or smoked) made with marijuana, hash, shrooms, etc.
Hey Donklenutter, I am bored, do you have any herbical remedies?
herbical remedies by WKid May 21, 2006
To rag on. To make fun of. To get on someones case.
Joe "Billy you are an idiot I cant believe you did that"
Billy " Quit harping on me man"
Harping by jbabz October 7, 2009