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1.
A very deadly and painful STD that comes from having sex with someone infected with herpes that is also not very good at spelling. Quite similar to ghonorrea.
Various people that posted definitions for groupie, Good times, klax, corn, Prostawhore, herp, *erica* Twatslut, and ahg seem to think herpies is a word.
by Kenthar January 13, 2004
 
2.
1. Very common abbreviation for "herpetophile": someone who likes reptiles. This is generally either:

a) A furry fan who likes scalies (anthropomorphic lizards, saurians, and/or dragons), or

b) Someone who likes reptiles as pets, or

c) Someone who avidly studies herpetology.

2. Abbreviation for Herpy Reptile Lover's Community, an archive of scaly art, scaly porn, and reptile reference photography (herpy.net).
It wasn't until I saw my wife masturbating to pictures of Robbie from Disney's "Dinosaurs" that I realized how much of a herpy she was.
by TricksterWolf June 28, 2011
 
3.
1. something that is disgusting
2. something that sucks

all generally negative connotations are appropriate
"man, that is so herpy"

"get your herpy hands off me"
by smash1213 December 10, 2008
 
4.
a very horrible desise. mostly found in blonde bitches who steal peoples shit (these herpie infested blondes are more attracted to peoples clothes then actual shit), lie about everything, find brown haired boys (who are currently dating people) and force them to join there little herpie club. for example. being a blone haired herpie infested BITCH comes the common side affects; Full of your self, looking like a dick, super herpies, no friends.

So they find people that can look like a dick, be full of them selves, and have super herpies with.

so please, dont join this "club" of dumb blond bitches.
find help.
X;Yo! You see that blonde girl over there?!
Y;Dude..thats *******. she has herpies.
X; oh thanks dude! that was a close one! hey have you seen my aero sweater?
by the one who knows whats up. June 16, 2010