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Hernando County
A county in Florida north of Tampa. There's nothing to do there accept go to Wal-Mart or walk around parking lots just to get yelled at by cops. The people there aren't that great, and they spend their time on facebook and myspace making anonymous accounts like "Spring Hill's Finest" or "Spring Hill Shit Talkers". Everyone there loves drama, even when they say they don't. You have to go to Tampa to do anything even remotely enjoyable. It's filled with old people, wiggers, rednecks, and occasionally a cool person. For a county off the coast, their only beach sucks. Their excuse for a "mall" is some Town Center thing with a bunch of random junk. Most males there are players, and most females are fake. Everyone uses words like "bro" and tries to talk with a ghetto accent. It's the place no child should ever be forced to move to.
Kid #1: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...
Hernando County by isntTHATlovely December 2, 2010
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Henado
Henado is the name a person gets when he is in the witness protection program. Henados are unique in the sense they all have the same exact mother and father. Henado’s have the most quickest and deadliest sense of humor so dont get caught with your pants down in the middle of one of his joke waiting for the punchline, cuz at that point you are. Henandos can take all that they can dish and that is why they all are perfect cooks, but only if there is one thing on the menu and it starts with M and ends with H. Henado’s are the perfect givers but dont expect it to fit, or match anything or belong at all in your life. Henados bring their who life with them to pick up pizza, like what the heck is in that pizza. Henados always make their special friend feel even more special when she constantly gets the upper hand in conversations. Henados love to make pit stops on holidays or any other special occasion just to see your facial expressions and you start to melt down. All Henados are always dressed to the T, and you better notice cuz you’ll see their aint nobody who dresses as fleek as a Marie.
me: Sir your name is now Henado and that's all there is to it!
convicted felon: No, I dont want that name, send me to prison!
convicted felon: No, I dont want that name, send me to prison!
Henado by Buena 4 Maria November 10, 2021
Herndon
This is a city in Virginia and may I say so myself, it's pretty damn awesome. You have to be here to understand just how awesome it is. If you don't like it, well you're probably going to end up dying in Sterling. Herndon kicks ass. WOOT!
Herndon by iamtheshit20170 March 10, 2011
Herndon, VA
A small, crappy town in the northern part of Virginia. Surprisingly it contains an "old town" district, and is supposed to contain historical landmarks, but Old Town is actually just a few useless shops, a walking path that used to be a mailman walkway, and century old traffic laws.
Herndon's real charm actually emanates from it's local 7-Eleven, where groups of Spanish guys huddle together waiting for a pick up truck to stop and roll down it's window. There are actually so many Spanish people in Herndon that there is almost no street you can turn on without seeing a Spanish woman with a huge stomach in a tiny shirt pushing her nine year old baby around in a stroller. The rich areas are mostly Indian and are the minority. The Indians rarely leave their houses. The Spanish roam and rule the streets. It is pretty safe though because no matter where you are there is always some Spanish guy standing there, staring at you, waiting for something to happen.
The rich Indians never go into the poor Spanish areas, and the Spanish never tread into the Indian suburbs. However, any time there's a parade, fair, or festival, they both can be found walking around together not buying anything.
Herndon's real charm actually emanates from it's local 7-Eleven, where groups of Spanish guys huddle together waiting for a pick up truck to stop and roll down it's window. There are actually so many Spanish people in Herndon that there is almost no street you can turn on without seeing a Spanish woman with a huge stomach in a tiny shirt pushing her nine year old baby around in a stroller. The rich areas are mostly Indian and are the minority. The Indians rarely leave their houses. The Spanish roam and rule the streets. It is pretty safe though because no matter where you are there is always some Spanish guy standing there, staring at you, waiting for something to happen.
The rich Indians never go into the poor Spanish areas, and the Spanish never tread into the Indian suburbs. However, any time there's a parade, fair, or festival, they both can be found walking around together not buying anything.
My cousins Maria, Jose, and Paco live in Herndon, VA.
They're having a fair in Herndon, VA - let's go walk around and not buy anything!
Police officer: "You were going twenty-five in a twenty. The ticket will be $400. Welcome to Herndon, VA."
They're having a fair in Herndon, VA - let's go walk around and not buy anything!
Police officer: "You were going twenty-five in a twenty. The ticket will be $400. Welcome to Herndon, VA."
Herndon, VA by iLIVEinHERNDON July 2, 2018
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Herfadorium by Oscar Habana July 15, 2019