This is a city in Virginia and may I say so myself, it's pretty damn awesome. You have to be here to understand just how awesome it is. If you don't like it, well you're probably going to end up dying in Sterling. Herndon kicks ass. WOOT!
by iamtheshit20170 February 23, 2011
by Celiaaaaa June 11, 2007
An uncommon first name, but if you know somebody named Herndon, he or she has a penis that can only be described as "renaissance like".
by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021
Dumbest Town in Virginia, made of slackers, Illegal Aliens, Snobby White People, And Non-existent African Americans
by Ailish February 26, 2007
When you join a fantasy football league, fail to make the playoffs, refuse to pay the entry fee, ignore and block emails from the league commissioner, and hang up on the commissioner when they call to collect the fee.
by widdle_baby_joey February 3, 2021
by handy man 03 May 8, 2008
A small, crappy town in the northern part of Virginia. Surprisingly it contains an "old town" district, and is supposed to contain historical landmarks, but Old Town is actually just a few useless shops, a walking path that used to be a mailman walkway, and century old traffic laws.
Herndon's real charm actually emanates from it's local 7-Eleven, where groups of Spanish guys huddle together waiting for a pick up truck to stop and roll down it's window. There are actually so many Spanish people in Herndon that there is almost no street you can turn on without seeing a Spanish woman with a huge stomach in a tiny shirt pushing her nine year old baby around in a stroller. The rich areas are mostly Indian and are the minority. The Indians rarely leave their houses. The Spanish roam and rule the streets. It is pretty safe though because no matter where you are there is always some Spanish guy standing there, staring at you, waiting for something to happen.
The rich Indians never go into the poor Spanish areas, and the Spanish never tread into the Indian suburbs. However, any time there's a parade, fair, or festival, they both can be found walking around together not buying anything.
Herndon's real charm actually emanates from it's local 7-Eleven, where groups of Spanish guys huddle together waiting for a pick up truck to stop and roll down it's window. There are actually so many Spanish people in Herndon that there is almost no street you can turn on without seeing a Spanish woman with a huge stomach in a tiny shirt pushing her nine year old baby around in a stroller. The rich areas are mostly Indian and are the minority. The Indians rarely leave their houses. The Spanish roam and rule the streets. It is pretty safe though because no matter where you are there is always some Spanish guy standing there, staring at you, waiting for something to happen.
The rich Indians never go into the poor Spanish areas, and the Spanish never tread into the Indian suburbs. However, any time there's a parade, fair, or festival, they both can be found walking around together not buying anything.
My cousins Maria, Jose, and Paco live in Herndon, VA.
They're having a fair in Herndon, VA - let's go walk around and not buy anything!
Police officer: "You were going twenty-five in a twenty. The ticket will be $400. Welcome to Herndon, VA."
They're having a fair in Herndon, VA - let's go walk around and not buy anything!
Police officer: "You were going twenty-five in a twenty. The ticket will be $400. Welcome to Herndon, VA."
by iLIVEinHERNDON July 2, 2018