4 definitions by Buena 4 Maria
Marie is the name of the world's most beautiful woman. Marie’s are the sexiext women and tend to be true to form lovers. Marie’s are peaceful people but if all attempts fail she can go super nova in less then .007 seconds. Marie’s are highly intelligent, inquisitive, and fearless, and that is why after meeting a Marie most people believe she will one day save the world. Marie’s have a unique sense of humor that only some will get. They are quick witted and very competitive and will never let humanity down, even if that means a one way ticket to Mars. No other woman has been more adored, admired, or yearned for then a Marie, and that’s because Marie’s are so Good at literally everything, like they should name them all Marie Bueno or something.
by Buena 4 Maria November 27, 2021
Henado is the name a person gets when he is in the witness protection program. Henados are unique in the sense they all have the same exact mother and father. Henado’s have the most quickest and deadliest sense of humor so dont get caught with your pants down in the middle of one of his joke waiting for the punchline, cuz at that point you are. Henandos can take all that they can dish and that is why they all are perfect cooks, but only if there is one thing on the menu and it starts with M and ends with H. Henado’s are the perfect givers but dont expect it to fit, or match anything or belong at all in your life. Henados bring their who life with them to pick up pizza, like what the heck is in that pizza. Henados always make their special friend feel even more special when she constantly gets the upper hand in conversations. Henados love to make pit stops on holidays or any other special occasion just to see your facial expressions and you start to melt down. All Henados are always dressed to the T, and you better notice cuz you’ll see their aint nobody who dresses as fleek as a Marie.
me: Sir your name is now Henado and that's all there is to it!
convicted felon: No, I dont want that name, send me to prison!
convicted felon: No, I dont want that name, send me to prison!
by Buena 4 Maria November 10, 2021
A guy named Mal is obviously hiding his real name Jamal, or it could be the code name of a person named something so outa this world, so far out that we’ll just say his name would have to come from the “Future”. A guy named Mal is always gonna be besties with as least 4 women. That’s not including his lady or his side piece. A Mal man is a totally funny guy who has a knack for always seeing the comedy even in the worst of tragedies. Nothing can remove the smile from his face except when another baby mama try an blow up his place. There is no one more lyrically gifted than a Mal. Girls wana be with him and men want to be him. A mal is as beautiful as the hummingbirds in mid flight frozen in time with musical notes that will explode in your mind as you try and find a guy named Mal in the Future.
by Buena 4 Maria September 14, 2023
A guy named Mal is obviously hiding his real name Jamal, or it could be the code name of a person named something so outa this world, so far out that we’ll just say his name would have to come from the “Future”. A guy named Mal is always gonna be besties with as least 4 women. That’s not including his lady or his side piece. A Mal man is a totally funny guy who has a knack for always seeing the comedy even in the worst of tragedies. Nothing can remove the smile from his face except when another baby mama try an blow up his place. There is no one more lyrically gifted than a Mal. Girls wana be with him and men want to be him. A mal is as beautiful as the hummingbirds in mid flight frozen in time with musical notes that will explode in your mind as you try and find a guy named Mal in the Future.
Her: girl did you see Mal last night?
Me: no but I seen future, or was that Money, or was that J, ???
Her: yeah you seen Mal for sure last night!!
Me: no but I seen future, or was that Money, or was that J, ???
Her: yeah you seen Mal for sure last night!!
by Buena 4 Maria September 14, 2023