Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019

hempburger 

A hybrid gourmet burger considered far superior to the plain old hamburger.

Lets have a barbecue and serve the mighty hempburger instead!

hempburger by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

Hesburgerking 

(noun) used to describe drug dealers in the dark web in Scandinavian countries, notably Finland. 'Hesburgerking' is a combination of known hamburger restaurants Hesburger and Burgerking.

**At police interview**

Police: Where did you order the drugs?
Suspect: I think I got them from Hesburgerking.
Police: Who is Hesburgerking?
Suspect: I don't know.

(book) A controversial Finnish 2021 non/fiction true crime book (ISBN: 978-952-7438-00-8 ) written by Sofia Belorf.
Set in the international criminal world from the 1970's to 2019. The book centers around a Finnish international drug criminal identified only as X and his connections to the biggest Finnish drug dealer in the dark web known only as Hesburgerking.

The police could only establish that somebody known as Hesburgerking advertised cocaine on the dark web.

This is some excellent coke man, it must be from Hesburgerking?

Hesburgerking by jassuran June 18, 2023

handburger 

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

handburger by handburger May 8, 2020

Heimburgered 

When a date ditches you to go hang with another guy/girl.

Guy #1: My girl totally left me at prom to dance with Generic Dumb Jock!
Guy #2: Dude, you got Heimburgered!

Heimburgered by Steven Rogers May 10, 2008

Herburger 

1) A term mainly used to describe a person who is acting in a foolish, or a rather estranged manner.

2) Due to the 'Her' it can also be reference to a ladies burger or a feminine meal

1) (A person pulling a silly face) "Stop acting like a herburger"

2) "Hey what are you getting to eat?" "I'm just going to get a herburger"

Herburger by Jellybelly August 14, 2012

Handburger 

A handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal, crafted by a man with only the implements God has given him. It is the Ultimate Man's meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.

Serve it on a bun or directly by hand.

Frozen hamburgers? We only eat handburgers, here.

Handburger by Zuca May 12, 2011